Two wrongs never add up to a right. But it's okay, I always sucked at maths.
If God had a wife He would be in just as much trouble as any man.
Sexually active? Sexually ? Patrick and I hadn't even learned the fine points of kissing yet!I marched on down. 'For your information,' I said from the doorway, as both Dad and Lester jerked to attent...
I sure wasn't going to ask Aunt Sally, because if she told me once that getting your period was like a moth becoming a butterfly, she'd probably say that sexual intercourse was like a deer getting ant...
Rich old people are more attractive than poor old people, so by all means, try to get rich before age sets in. Otherwise, you'll just be playing catch-up for the rest of your life and that will just w...
The King had advertised the old magic tea set, but for some reason, no one wanted sugar teeth that could gouge their eyes out.
Ish #21 "Stop saying the only meat you eat is chicken. It's still meat!
We read in the paper about a fifty-five-year-old woman-you read right, that's fifty five- who had quadruplets! Since the pregnancy was in vitro, it was clearly on purpose. I've got to tell you, we wer...
A woman needs a man like a tortoise needs a crah helmet.