The thing I want to write most is the next thing I write.
How am I going to explain to my kids one day that I can't buy them a happy meal because the toy will make them fat?
Hope is believing in something that eludes you. It's a desperate feeling in a desperate situation.
To which hand do I choose to strike with when both hands are guided by the same heart?
Luck is the bastard child of Fate and Destiny.
I never fail. It's just that the people around me succeed more than I.
No matter how many plans you make or how much in control you are, life is always winging it.
Nothing is as it seems, but something is everything it is made out to be.
If only yesterday could be my tomorrow then today wouldn't even matter.
You can spend your life judging people or, you can spend it making friends. Take your pick.
He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke.
The last word of love is ... goodbye.
If I had wanted children of my own, I would have gotten married. If I had wanted to get married, I would have fallen in love. If I had wanted to fall in love, I would have met the right girl. If I had...
There is no need to masturbate your brain, just to ejaculate your thoughts all over the place
Slap-stick comedy is really funny, unless you're the one getting slapped with the stick.
If you want to dance the dance then you better learn the steps, the world has enough pretenders. If you want to practice sex then you better find a partner, and to love you must surrender.
Love should feel like a hand sewn quilt made by grandma, wrapping you up on a cold winter morning.
Often times, "shame" is the word that best describes reality.
Intelligence is being intelligent enough to know you're not so intelligent as you intelligently once thought.
The only thing standing between you and your dreams is ... reluctance.
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