I strive for perfection - I settle for satisfaction
How am I going to explain to my kids one day that I can't buy them a happy meal because the toy will make them fat?
To which hand do I choose to strike with when both hands are guided by the same heart?
Hope is believing in something that eludes you. It's a desperate feeling in a desperate situation.
If only yesterday could be my tomorrow then today wouldn't even matter.
Luck is the bastard child of Fate and Destiny.
No matter how many plans you make or how much in control you are, life is always winging it.
The last word of love is ... goodbye.
He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke.
Love should feel like a hand sewn quilt made by grandma, wrapping you up on a cold winter morning.
You can spend your life judging people or, you can spend it making friends. Take your pick.
There is no need to masturbate your brain, just to ejaculate your thoughts all over the place
I never fail. It's just that the people around me succeed more than I.
Slap-stick comedy is really funny, unless you're the one getting slapped with the stick.
Nothing is as it seems, but something is everything it is made out to be.
The only thing standing between you and your dreams is ... reluctance.
If you want to dance the dance then you better learn the steps, the world has enough pretenders. If you want to practice sex then you better find a partner, and to love you must surrender.
If I had wanted children of my own, I would have gotten married. If I had wanted to get married, I would have fallen in love. If I had wanted to fall in love, I would have met the right girl. If I had...
Intelligence is being intelligent enough to know you're not so intelligent as you intelligently once thought.
I think a person can do one of two things in life ... make your own choices despite the past or let your past make your choices for you. Very few poeple go through life completely untouched by somethi...
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