We don't value craftsmanship anymore! All we value is ruthless efficiency, and I say we deny our own humanity that way! Without appreciation for grace and beauty, there's no pleasure in creating thing...
Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!
I have all these great genes, but they're recessive. That's the problem here.
A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do.
Hobbes: Do you think there's a God?Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!
Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him?
Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm's Thermonuclear League of Liberty. Ms. Wormwoo...
You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help.
Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate this game! I hate the whole world! Aghhh! What a stupid game! You must...
Until you stalk and overrun, you cannot devour anyone.-Hobbes
I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!
When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
I'm a misunderstood genius.""What's misunderstood?""Nobody thinks I'm a genius.
Hobbes: What are you doing?Calvin: Being cool.Hobbes: You look more like you're being bored.Calvin: The world bores you when you're cool.Hobbes: Look, I brought a sombrero! Now we can both be cool.Cal...
I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.
I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!
You can make your superhero a psychopath, you can draw gut-splattering violence, and you can call it a "graphic novel," but comic books are still incredibly stupid.
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