“ The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later you're hungry again. George Miller
“ I explained to him I had simple tastes and didn't want anything ostentatious no matter what it costs. Art Buchwald
“ Ladies and gentlemen you can't please everyone. Take my girlfriend - I think she's the most remarkable woman in the world. . . . That's me . . . But to my wife . . . Jackie Mason
“ I love a finished speaker I really truly do. I don't mean one who's polished I just mean one who's through. Anonymous
“ Nouvelle cuisine roughly translated means "I can't believe I spent ninety-six dollars and I'm still hungry." Mike Kalin
