“ A sense of humor is the ability to laugh at your own jokes when your friends tell them. Patricia Jasper Clark
“ The trouble with most of us is that we would rather be ruined by praise than saved by criticism. Norman Vincent Peale
“ Adam was the only man who when he said a good thing knew that nobody had said it before him. Mark Twain
“ One thing I can guarantee you. You may not be a great deal wiser from my talk today but you will be a great deal older. Melvin Helitzer
“ I'd like to thank the committee that brought this event about. It was an equal endeavor. They did the food decorations and reservations and I did the traffic flow. Wendy Morgan
“ Don't worry if your "you" is small and your rewards are few: Remember that the mighty oak was once a nut like you. Anonymous
“ I feel a very unusual sensation - if it is not indigestion, I think it must be gratitude. Benjamin Disraeli
“ Here's to one of the most beautiful kind thoughtful people I have ever known . . . You are getting more like me every day. Anonymous
“ If Noah found himself back on Earth you can bet all he would recognize would be the jokes. Anonymous
“ A sense of humor is what makes you laugh at something that would make you mad if it happened to you. Anonymous
