Top Vampires Quotes

I am not a bat. ~Rephaim

I can’t help being a gorgeous fiend. It’s just the card I drew.

I was dying, I realized vaguely. There was no getting out of that. The vampire author would be drained dry by a vampire. It was almost a poetic way to go.

I'm gonna kill him, Eve said, or at least that was what it sounded like filtered through the pillow.Stake him right in the heart, shove garlic up his ass, and-and-And what? (Michael)When did you get h...

I've won Satan's lottery.

I’d so rather be a living snack than dead meat.

Now Sunny, don’t get mad, but … Rayne begins, her voice trembling. I shoot her an angry glare. But WHAT, Rayne? I, uh, think you’ve accidentally been turned into a vampire.

Some people had attack dogs. Ghastek had attack lawyers.

Sometimes it's not the optimist you need, but another pessimist to walk beside you and know, absolutely know, that the sound in the dark is a monster, and it really is as bad as you think. Did that so...

There are stories about good vampires like there are stories about the loathly lady who, after a hearty meal of raw horse and hunting hound and maybe the odd huntsman or archer, followed by an excitin...

There was this about vampires : they could never look scruffy. Instead, they were... what was the word... deshabille. It meant untidy, but with bags and bags of style.

Don't," she begged, knowing that surely she was trying his patience, that his kindness would stretch just so far, that if he were truly kind he could never have survived as a vampire.

Being the evil undead wasn't fun anymore. For one thing, it was increasingly hard to get a library card.

Throughout the shadowy world of ghosts and demons there is no figure so terrible, no figure so dreaded and abhorred, yet dight with such fearful fascination, as the vampire, who is himself neither gho...

Consider too, how deep the abyss between life and death; across this, my power can build a bridge, but it can never fill up the frightful chasm.

The newly developed snarky side of my personality wanted to tell him 'There's no crying in vamp battles.

Um...carefully Bella ow.

All the better to bite you, my dear!

Andrew Lloyd Webber's version of the Kool-Aid jingle is at once chilling and evocative. Donny Osmond is brilliant as James Jones.

He hung up on her. She'd just been hung up on by a disembodied brain in a jar. Fantastic.