Top Satire Quotes

We sometimes try to impress people we just met by not trying to impress them.

Being bigheaded can be as irritating and as dangerous as being small-minded.

Satire Definition

(a.) A composition, generally poetical, holding up vice or folly to reprobation; a keen or severe exposure of what in public or private morals deserves rebuke; an invective poem; as, the Satires of Juvenal.

(a.) Keeness and severity of remark; caustic exposure to reprobation; trenchant wit; sarcasm.

Many obese people spend a significant amount of their energy on suppressing the urge to tell some of the people who are staring at them that they do not eat as much and as frequently as they seem to.

Most of us cling to life as if our existence were a result of our deed or choice.

Many a death was precipitated by the food, the job, or the medication whose main function was to postpone it.

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples.

A truly compassionate man gives a poor woman a portion of his meal before he eats, not after he has eaten.

It is as difficult for most poor people to truly believe that they could someday escape poverty as it is for most wealthy people to truly believe that their wealth could someday escape them.

A seemingly simple task like taking a bath or wearing a condom feels like multitasking to someone who suffers from hemiplegia or has only one hand.

Some people would regard people who look like they do as ugly if they did not look like them.

Not everyone who has killed themselves because they were HIV positive would have been killed by AIDS.

The average adult hates being treated like a child, unless it suits them.

Boredom is probably more frequent and more tormenting if you do not have sight or hands.

Some disabled people spend a significant amount of their energy on trying to come across as abled or as not that disabled.

Getting through life without a lot of money, possessions, and/or friends is admirable, especially if it is by choice.

Most people would instantly start feeling ten years older if someone were to convince them that they were actually born a decade before their birthdate.

The human population would probably be way less than a thousand, if ejaculation were not usually accompanied by an orgasm.

He had the look of one who had drunk the cup of life and found a dead beetle at the bottom.

We would not be ashamed of doing some of the things we do in private, if the number of sane human beings who do them in public were large enough.

Some people will hate you for not loving them.