“ Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away that's the deal. Eddie Izzard
“ I have some road rage inside of me. Traffic, especially in L.A., is a pet peeve of mine. Katie Holmes
“ I have a pet lizard named Puff, five goldfish - named Pinky, Brain, Jowels, Pearl and Sandy, an oscar fish named Chef, two pacus, an albino African frog named Whitey, a bonsai tree, four Venus flytrap… Chris Pratt
“ Animals are reliable, many full of love, true in their affections, predictable in their actions, grateful and loyal. Difficult standards for people to live up to. Alfred A. Montapert
“ It is impossible for a lover of cats to banish these alert, gentle, and discriminating friends, who give us just enough of their regard and complaisance to make us hunger for more. Agnes Repplier
“ It's a little known fact that one in three family pets gets lost during its lifetime, and approximately 9 million pets enter shelters each year. That's why it's a wonderful thing to get your pet micro… Betty White
“ I have a lot of plants and fish and a pet lizard and Venus flytraps. I have a whole ecosystem in my room, like a running waterfall and different lights and sensors set on digital timers. Chris Pratt
“ My cat brought me a toy. I thanked her and threw it. She sat there gave me a look that made me realize people and dogs are the crazy ones. Dan Harmon
“ Pets reflect you like mirrors. When you are happy, you can see your dog smiling and when you are sad, your cat cries. Munia Khan
“ Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. Groucho Marx
