“ All [tv] shows are like cigarettes. You watch two, you have a higher chance of watching three. They're all addictive. Dan Harmon
“ My cat brought me a toy. I thanked her and threw it. She sat there gave me a look that made me realize people and dogs are the crazy ones. Dan Harmon
“ Whereas the health of an individual depends on the ego's regular descent and return to and from the unconscious, a society's longevity depends on actual people journeying into the unknown and returnin… Dan Harmon
“ Storytelling comes naturally to humans, but since we live in an unnatural world, we sometimes need a little help doing what we'd naturally do. Dan Harmon
“ As humans, reality for us is largely based on other people's perceptions. If there's 20 bodies in your crawl space but you haven't been caught yet, you tell yourself you're still a birthday clown, and… Dan Harmon
“ None of us are bad people. We float around and we run across each other and we learn about ourselves, and we make mistakes and we do great things. We hurt others, we hurt ourselves, we make others hap… Dan Harmon
“ I wish people used wishes to modify themselves instead of others. Wish to be low maintenance. Wish to be autonomous, even. Dan Harmon
“ Don't be so hard on yourself, don't put pressure on yourself, life is just a chain of experiments and results, and you'll be perfect when you're dead. Dan Harmon
“ I'm always trying to gain and keep the audience's respect. I always want them to know that the show doesn't think they're stupid for watching. Dan Harmon
“ I think women are different, and I think having them in the room is crucial to a family comedy, ensemble comedy, television comedy, where half the eyeballs on your show are women. Dan Harmon
“ My best advice about writer’s block is: the reason you’re having a hard time writing is because of a conflict between the GOAL of writing well and the FEAR of writing badly. By default, our instinct i… Dan Harmon
“ Humankind made these religions; that our brains are capable of doing that is neither something to take too seriously — because we also make poop, and we learned to flush that the fuck down the toilet… Dan Harmon
“ Garry Shandling has always been a pioneer of… meta entertainment. He's always been a defender of the creative right to use the frame as part of the painting. Dan Harmon
“ You can't tell the audience — well, you can, but I don't like to tell the audience — that anything they're watching doesn't matter. Dan Harmon
