Sometimes it just feels really really wonderful to be alive.
When future archaeologists dig up the remains of California, they're going to find all of those gyms their scary-looking gym equipment, and they're going to assume that we were a culture obsessed with...
Forget about being world famous, it's hard enough just getting the automatic doors at the supermarket to acknowledge our existence.
Everybody past a certain age, regardless of how they look on the outside, pretty much constantly dreams of being able to escape from their lives.
If a building looks better under construction than it does when finished, then it's a failure.
Failure is authentic, and because it's authentic, it's real and genuine, and because of that, it's a pure state of being.
Sometimes failure isn't an opportunity in disguise, it's just you.
Forget sex or politics or religion, loneliness is the subject that clears out a room.
Flying dreams mean that you're doing the right thing with your life.
We want our idols to be dead because it makes death a much less scary place.
Human beings are the only animal that thinks they change who they are simply by moving to a different place. Birds migrate, but it's not quite the same thing.
Technology favors horrible people.
I think that in the future, clocks won't say three o'clock anymore. They'll just get right to the point and rename three o'clock 'Pepsi.'
The future and eternity are two entirely different things.
It's very strange that most people don't care if their knowledge of their family history only goes back three generations.
You pretend to be more eccentric than you actually are because you fear you are an interchangeable cog.
Canadians can easily 'pass for American' as long as we don't accidentally use metric measurements or apologize when hit by a car.
If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal.
Nature is one great big wood-chipper. Sooner or later, everything shoots out the other end in a spray of blood, bones and hair.
Depression is when you have lots of love, but no one's taking.
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