Sometimes it just feels really really wonderful to be alive.
When future archaeologists dig up the remains of California, they're going to find all of those gyms their scary-looking gym equipment, and they're going to assume that we were a culture obsessed with...
If a building looks better under construction than it does when finished, then it's a failure.
If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal.
Forget about being world famous, it's hard enough just getting the automatic doors at the supermarket to acknowledge our existence.
Technology favors horrible people.
Failure is authentic, and because it's authentic, it's real and genuine, and because of that, it's a pure state of being.
Canadians can easily 'pass for American' as long as we don't accidentally use metric measurements or apologize when hit by a car.
Christmas makes everything twice as sad.
You pretend to be more eccentric than you actually are because you fear you are an interchangeable cog.
The capacity for not feeling lonely can carry a very real price, that of feeling nothing at all.
The person who needs the other person the least in a relationship is the stronger member.
I know it's not cat food, but what exactly is it that they put inside of tinned ravioli?
Flying dreams mean that you're doing the right thing with your life.
Workshops and seminars are basically financial speed dating for clueless people.
Everybody past a certain age, regardless of how they look on the outside, pretty much constantly dreams of being able to escape from their lives.
Big companies are like marching bands. Even if half the band is playing random notes, it still sounds kind of like music. The concealment of failure is built into them.
Sometimes failure isn't an opportunity in disguise, it's just you.
The time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself.
If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween.