Sometimes it just feels really really wonderful to be alive.
When future archaeologists dig up the remains of California, they're going to find all of those gyms their scary-looking gym equipment, and they're going to assume that we were a culture obsessed with...
If a building looks better under construction than it does when finished, then it's a failure.
If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal.
Forget about being world famous, it's hard enough just getting the automatic doors at the supermarket to acknowledge our existence.
Technology favors horrible people.
Canadians can easily 'pass for American' as long as we don't accidentally use metric measurements or apologize when hit by a car.
Failure is authentic, and because it's authentic, it's real and genuine, and because of that, it's a pure state of being.
Christmas makes everything twice as sad.
The person who needs the other person the least in a relationship is the stronger member.
Flying dreams mean that you're doing the right thing with your life.
You pretend to be more eccentric than you actually are because you fear you are an interchangeable cog.
Everybody past a certain age, regardless of how they look on the outside, pretty much constantly dreams of being able to escape from their lives.
Big companies are like marching bands. Even if half the band is playing random notes, it still sounds kind of like music. The concealment of failure is built into them.
The capacity for not feeling lonely can carry a very real price, that of feeling nothing at all.
Workshops and seminars are basically financial speed dating for clueless people.
I know it's not cat food, but what exactly is it that they put inside of tinned ravioli?
Sometimes failure isn't an opportunity in disguise, it's just you.
Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.
The time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself.