“ Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil. Kin Hubbard
“ After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school. Kin Hubbard
“ Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit. Kin Hubbard
“ If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. Kin Hubbard
“ There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it? Kin Hubbard
