“ I've just been bitten on the neck by a vampire... mosquito. Does that mean that when the night comes I will rise and be annoying? Vera Nazarian
“ If you call yourself an "authoress" on your Facebook profile, you suck at life. You are stupid and your children are ugly. It doesn't matter if you're just trying to be cute and original. You're not.… Oliver Markus
“ The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation. Oscar Wilde
“ Adults who use big words in order to seem intelligent are annoying, especially those who are not intelligent. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ A love letter lost in the mail, forgotten, miss delivered and then discovered years later and received by the intended is romantic. A love letter ending up in someone's spam filter is just annoying. B.J. Neblett
“ If looks could have killed, Susan would have been bleeding profusely from the forehead. Julia Quinn
“ I never married, but if I had done so, I'm sure I'd have divorced the sod a long time ago. Life is simply too short to hang around with annoying people. That may be why I have so few friends. I'm sure… Pansy Schneider-Horst
“ I'm an optimistic guy. I'm one of those big dreamers. I'm one of those kids with that annoying imagination. Tyler
“ When we are in a wrong environment, we feel so paranoid, yet unwilling to move out. There's no need for pussyfooting, we got to release our poisonous fluid and scream aloud, storming out of the show l… Michael Bassey Johnson
“ Why are we sneaking out in the night?” Jack repeated.“I already explained,” Sam snapped. “If you don’t listen—”Taylor jumped in to say, “Because otherwise Astrid would find some way to stop him.” She… Michael Grant
“ I never interrupt people when they're speaking because I know only too well how annoying it is. But with my every brattish interjection, the dimples deepened at the corner of his lips. And I was half-… Alexis Hall
“ Annoyances are strangely not so annoying when the person responsible has endeared himself to you. Richelle E. Goodrich
“ Don’t, Mom.” I begin walking toward her, but I can see the mist forming in her eyes. “No, no, no.” By the time I reach her, it’s too late. She’s bawling. If there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s cryin… Colleen Hoover
“ People who are too optimistic seem annoying. This is an unfortunate misinterpretation of what an optimist real Vera Nazarian
“ The only thing more frustrating than slanderers is those foolish enough to listen to them. Criss Jami
“ Most people are so mind-bogglingly aggravating that it's impossible to overreact to them, even if that means killing yourself. Maija Haavisto