Top Annoying Quotes

Nothing is as irritating to a shy man as a confident girl.

If you call yourself an "authoress" on your Facebook profile, you suck at life. You are stupid and your children are ugly. It doesn't matter if you're just trying to be cute and original. You're not....

Annoying Definition

(p. pr. & vb. n.) of Annoy

(a.) That annoys; molesting; vexatious.

I've just been bitten on the neck by a vampire... mosquito. Does that mean that when the night comes I will rise and be annoying?

The most annoying pain is perceived when a man is living without a purpose.

The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation.

Adults who use big words in order to seem intelligent are annoying, especially those who are not intelligent.

A love letter lost in the mail, forgotten, miss delivered and then discovered years later and received by the intended is romantic. A love letter ending up in someone's spam filter is just annoying.

I never married, but if I had done so, I'm sure I'd have divorced the sod a long time ago. Life is simply too short to hang around with annoying people. That may be why I have so few friends. I'm sure...

Women dress alike all over the world: they dress to be annoying to other women.

If looks could have killed, Susan would have been bleeding profusely from the forehead.