Nobody can be more clownish, more clumsy and sententiously in bad taste than Herman Melville.
Apparently he was not the sharpest quill on the porcupine if you get my drift.
You might say he was one taco short of a combination platter.
His voice is to entertainment what the kazoo is to classical music.
I hope you live to be as old as your jokes.
Christ, I walk through an inferno unscatched, then singe my ass on the flight back.[...]You guys are the ... the heart and brain of the Great Machine.Yeah? Then you're the inflamed anus.You're not the...
Natalya: It was our favorite sister of NASA who guilt me into putting my tits on line to rescuing you helpless ornaments.
A hack writer who would not have been considered fourth rate in Europe."(on Mark Twain)
He gave me a severe look over his spectacles and said, as if he thought the words were deadly venom and might kill me, You are an untidy person.
The bottom line is, insults only hurt when they come from someone I respect.
Cheap? If he was at the Last Supper he would have asked for separate checks!
I just thought you might like to know that I passed a kennel on the way to the game and your mother is all right.
Goddamn fatherfucking asshole politician moral paraplegic dipshit drag-queen bitch!
He thought of trying to explain something he had recently noticed about himself: that if anyone insulted him, or one of his friends, he didn't really mind--or not much, anyway. Whereas if anyone insul...
He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary."(on Ernest Hemingway
I can't believe that out of a hundred thousand sperm you were the quickest.
Kerouac lacks discipline, intelligence, honesty and a sense of the novel. His rhythms are erratic, his sense of character is nil, and he is as pretentious as a rich whore, sentimental as a lollypop.
The only way she could get a standing ovation would be if she sang "The Star-Spangled Banner."
An idiot child screaming in a hospital." (on George Bernard Shaw)
What a man Balzac would have been if he had known how to write.
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