I take him to McDonald's just to watch him eat and see the numbers change.
You're not interesting in the least," she spat. "I don't need to be," I smiled. "That's what you need...And you're welcome to it.
If her rump were any stiffer, she'd break it every time she rides', I thought to Pounce.'If she fell on the steps, they would never be able to put her together again', he replied.
After a year of therapy my psychiatrist said to me "Maybe life isn't for everyone."
Apparently he was not the sharpest quill on the porcupine if you get my drift.
Calumny requires no proof. The throwing out of malicious imputations against any character leaves a stain which no after-refutation can wipe out. To create an unfavourable impression it is not necess...
Woe unto you when all men shall speak well of you.
Difficult do you call it, Sir? I wish it were impossible. [on hearing a famous violinist]
He thought of trying to explain something he had recently noticed about himself: that if anyone insulted him, or one of his friends, he didn't really mind--or not much, anyway. Whereas if anyone insul...
When she told her doctor that she always wanted to keep her weight exactly the same as her IQ he gave her a lecture on anorexia.
He that flings dirt at another dirtieth himself most.
All raw, uncooked, protesting."(on Aldous Huxley)
You might say he was one taco short of a combination platter.
Every word she writes is a lie including and and the.
I'll give you an idea of what kind of a guy he was. St. Francis would have punched him in the mouth.
She...can talk brillantly upon any subject provided she knows nothing about it.
Mutli-tools are like insults, girls - you should always have one on hand.
Capote I truly loathed. The way you might loathe an animal. A filthy animal that has found its way into the house.
A village explainer. Excellent if you were a village, but if you were not, not."(on Ezra Pound)
He gave me a severe look over his spectacles and said, as if he thought the words were deadly venom and might kill me, You are an untidy person.