“ Let's toast a real wine expert - someone who knows a good rose goes best with bologna sandwiches. Elmer Pasta
“ He is at an age that whenever a pretty girl smiles at him he immediately looks down to see what is unzipped. Elmer Pasta
“ The only way she could get a standing ovation would be if she sang "The Star-Spangled Banner." Elmer Pasta
“ Here's a toast to someone who's truly a best friend - a person who goes around telling good things behind your back. Elmer Pasta
