“ Granny Weatherwax was a witch. That was quite acceptable in the Ramtops, and no one had a bad word to say about witches. At least, not if he wanted to wake up in the morning the same shape as he went… Terry Pratchett
“ ...the only thing that could justify your continuing existence on the planet would be if you started breathing carbon dioxide and exhaling oxygen. Yrsa Sigurðardóttir
“ I was cyber-bullied before all those Myspace-related suicides, so my school principal wasn't really impressed when my mom complained about what was happening to me on my Xanga blog and on AIM chat.“Ge… Nenia Campbell
“ Hmmm,' the King said, making a face. 'I'm not sure this is what we bargained for, boy. We expected the girl to be attractive.' If I hadn't been so terrified, I would have been insulted. Danielle L. Jensen
“ He leaned in for a sniff. 'Smells like a horse's arse! I've got Ian!' -'No sniffing allowed! We never discussed sniffing! I cry foul!' Ian was outraged. 'I'm not giving you a shilling!' -'Give him a s… Julie Anne Long
“ Peter to Austin:"Hard-ons don't make you think less. They make you think stupid. Which makes me think you must have one 24/7. Dani Alexander
“ Sir, no insult intended, but you said to me once that you don’t like kiss-asses and that you’d rather work with people challenging your perceptions. Mario Stinger
“ [Francesca] 'You really are a few biscuits short of breakfast.'His eyebrows furrowed in confusion.'You're a few colors shy of a rainbow?' she offered. 'Not pulling a full wagon? Knitting with only one… Blake Charlton
“ I am reading Henry James… and feel myself as one entombed in a block of smooth amber. Virginia Woolf
“ To say that Agatha Christie’s characters are cardboard cut-outs is an insult to cardboard cut-outs. Ruth Rendell
“ See!” Dad yelled. “Boys don’t stay with whores, Bianca. They leave them. And I’m not going to let you turn into a whore. Not my daughter. This is for your own good.”I looked up as he reached a hand do… Kody Keplinger
“ No more Keats, I entreat: flay him alive; if some of you don’t I must skin him myself: there is no bearing the drivelling idiotism of the Mankin. George Gordon Byron
“ How well I know you by your deeds and how invariably you succeed in living down to what one expects of you! Alexandre Dumas
