He loves to eat - he puts mayonnaise on an aspirin.
There seems to be a direct correlation between the spike in suicides by young people and the increase in cyberbullying amongst young people.
Many writers make the mistake of making their readers appear like Lazarus, without any iota of care, throwing down books to readers to crunch as if they are dogs.
She may be crazy but at least she isn't you.
No matter how valuable you are and your ideas, fools will certainly play both of you down, so exclude yourselves from the inflammatory environs of fools.
When people complain of your complexity, they fail to remember that they made fun of your simplicity.
You can never be annoyed by anyone when you are just alone, insults comes from being too familiar even with the most respectful persons.
Its crazy when people of high moral standards, feel its okay for an intimate friend to insult them in a jovial way, forgeting that even casual friends can do just the same in a jovial way.
Don't let your teeth make you lose respect by permanently keeping them opened for the sake of being friendly.
Some guys like to undermine a girl's self-esteem with little verbal jabs. Eventually it all adds up. One bee sting doesn't hurt a horse, but enough bee stings can kill a horse.
An indoor man eats nothing, except that which is prepared and served by his mother with lots of insults, an outdoor man eats that which he buys, prepares, served and eaten with lots of respect.