“ A lot of you want me to hurry through the introduction. That's because you're so much older you don't want to waste a minute of your life. Wendy Morgan
“ I'd like to thank the committee that brought this event about. It was an equal endeavor. They did the food decorations and reservations and I did the traffic flow. Wendy Morgan
“ When she told her doctor that she always wanted to keep her weight exactly the same as her IQ he gave her a lecture on anorexia. Wendy Morgan
“ I get confused with all the rules in golf. Let's say you're playing in L.A. and your ball lands on a dead body. Is your relief one or two club lengths? Wendy Morgan
“ My husband lost a lot of weight on a new diet and I resent it. It's simple he just doesn't eat when I'm talking. Wendy Morgan
“ They say the Japanese don't experience menopause or hot flashes. If that's the case why are they the number-one fan-producing country in the world? Wendy Morgan
