Fat men take a cushion with them wherever they go.
He did not like me and I did not like him, though I tried harder than he to conceal my dislike.
Her books on alchemy were marvellous objects, every page a work of the engraver's art, but they nowhere contained instructions like Be sure to open a window. They have instructions like Adde to the...
How do you manage for money?’ I asked.I was given two simultaneous replies of ‘We get by’ from Ian and ‘Don’t ask’ from Neil. I favoured Ian’s reply because it had less-sinister connotations. ‘Don’t a...
I admit, Morgan said with another withering look, it's no donut.
I always carry the book of Holy Writ...and something to read...
I shall fear not. According to the Testament of Mezerek, the fisherman Nonpo spent four days in the belly of a giant fish, said Constable Visit.The thunder seemed particularly loud in the silence.Wash...
I thought dwarfs gold, said Angua.They just say that to get it into bed.
Is that the drink with the vodka? Because- No, said Lady Margolotta quietly. This, I am afraid, is the other kind. Still, ve have that in common, don't ve? Neither of us drinks...alcohol. I believe yo...
It was funny how people were people everywhere you went, even if the people concerned weren't the people the people who made up the phrase people are people everywhere had traditionally thought of as...
Just a minute, said Lobsang. Who you? Time has stopped, the world is given over to...fairy tales and monsters, and there's a walking around?Best kind of person to have, said Susan. We don't like sil...
Lawn looked down at his patient. In the words of the philosopher Sceptum, the founder of my profession: am I going to get paid for this?
Legitimate First watched them go as they walked away. Sergeant Colon felt he was being measured up.I've always wondered about his name, said Nobby, turning and waving. I mean...Legitimate?Can't blame...
Look down, your grace, said Skimmer. Mhm, mhm.Vimes realized he could feel the faintest prick of a knife blade on his stomach. Look down further, he said.Inigo looked down. He swallowed. Vimes had a k...
Look, sir, I know Angua. She's not the useless type. She doesn't stand there and scream helplessly. She makes other people do that.
Maybe I hadn't been a big dating success because I was a boring person, but possibly it had been because I had limited tolerance for all this preliminary maneuvering and signal reading. - Aurora
Mr Vimes, said Mrs Winkings, ve cannot help but notice that you still haf not employed any of our members in the Vatch...Say 'Watch', why don't you? Vimes thought. I know you can. Let the twenty-third...
Murphy caught that arm and continued the motion, using her own body as a fulcrum in a classic hip throw - except that Binder was facing in the opposite direction than usual for that technique.You coul...
No one is actually dead until the ripples they cause in the world die away...
Oh, good grief, said Vimes. Look, it's quite simple, man. I was expected to go At last, alcohol!, and chugalug the lot without thinking. Then some respectable pillars of the community - he removed the...
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