We are not subjects of an autocratic King, but are citizens of the country contributing to the advancement of our people who pay taxes out of their hard earned income.
Then they began saying, "Get hold of him. Put him in Mercury." Now as you know I have two sculptures by Brancusi and several pretty things and I did not want them to start getting rough, so I said, pa...
If I had free will, I would choose to be funnier.
A jest's prosperity lies in the ear Of him that hears it never in the tongue Of him that makes it.
Ah! Bertie Bott’s Every Flavor Beans! I was unfortunate enough in my youth to come across a vomit-flavored one, and since then I’m afraid I’ve rather lost my liking for them — but I think I’ll be safe...
But when she was annoyed with me, she had a cold way of saying Apparently in answer to almost anything I said, making me feel stupid. Um, I can’t find the can opener. Apparently. There’s going to be a...
Don't mind Russ, he says. He's a good kid underneath all those holes, although it's a wonder he doesn't spring a leak when he drinks
FEAR stands for fuck everything and run.
Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.
Fascination exists only in the imagination of the fascinated.
From the drawer beside the sink Joe Chip got a stainless steel knife; with it he began systematically to unscrew the bolt assembly of his apt's money-gulping door.I'll sue you, the door said as the fi...
Hobbes: UGH! something under the bed is drooling.Calvin: Start tying the sheets. We'll go out the window.
I do no damage. This is damage, this.He picked up a paper from Camille’s desk. I can’t read your writing, but I take it the general tenor is that Brissot should go and hang himself.
I just think the world ought to be more sort of organized.''That's just fantasy,' said Twoflower.'I know. That's the trouble.' Rincewind sighed again.
I read it twice, then I said, Well, why don't you?Why don't I what?Why don't you wish her many happy returns? It doesn't seem much to ask.But she says on her birthday.Well, when is her birthday?Can't...
If it weren’t for supplies, I’d never go back down to town. But a man has to do what a man has to do. Hard to live like a king without toilet paper.--Astamur
Miss Taverner took the whip and reins in her hands, and mounted into the driving-seat, scorning assistance.Take your orders from Miss Taverner, Henry, said the Earl, getting up beside his ward.Me Lord...
People said— though this felt like a heresy— that they had seen Camille make Robespierre laugh.
People who can change and change again are so much more reliable and happier than those who can’t
She didn't want the medi-techs. She wanted a fucking a candy bar.
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