“ Asthmatic spewer of filth gasps, but clean air does not sufficeTo fuel fires fueled by thoughts got rottenLest we all be forgotten thingsThat sit like dust upon the mantel of her mind Neil Leckman
“ New from Ronco, the Zomb-Matic adjustable dead. Choose how much of uncle Willy comes back to eat you!!! People like it when they have some control over how quickly they are consumed by guilt, or a dea… Neil Leckman
“ Yesterday I fell completely off the face of the earthContemplating life, light and love in the darkness of the voidStrangely it was in the dark that I found meaning for the light Neil Leckman
“ Just out of sight around a bend in the river there's always a small island full of magic and mystery just waiting for you. Neil Leckman
“ Well they have to have something to wean Caluntians off Venusian moles. Seems humans are the best therapy, to consume that is. They say we are a bit gamey though. An acquired taste, one we hope not ma… Neil Leckman
“ This was to be my last trip. Sailing great distances was dangerous, and not very profitable in today's world. I walked down the worn wooden step to the captain's cabin, the creaking of the ship keepin… Neil Leckman
“ Cheech and Chong Vs. HAL"I can't do that Dave.""Dave's not here, man""That does not compute. Dave""No man, Dave isn't here!!"..."I'm sorry Dave but that is incorrect""No man, Dave's not here!!""Daisy,… Neil Leckman
“ I have always pictured accupuncture like falling into a box of sewing needles, and then standing up refreshed and free of pain. Neil Leckman
“ I don't know why they call them Cheerios, I ate an entire box and didn't feel any happier!! Neil Leckman
“ Years ago there was an old man I knew that told me he didn't trust me, because people with beards were hiding from something. I told him, "That's true, I'm hiding from the barber!! Neil Leckman
“ They say that time is relative. I think the way it's treating me it's a distant one, maybe a bad uncle, and not welcome in my house this Christmas!! Neil Leckman
“ A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, unless it is the burning bush, in that case the value of your bird just went up!! Neil Leckman
“ Thought about being a stand up comedienne for zombies, but when they eat you alive, they really eat you!! Neil Leckman
“ Remember never to text and drive, it's bad grammar, even if you have a deadline. You might cross the line and dead may be your destination. Think about it!! Neil Leckman
