The clock in the church tower said 4.32, as it had done for three hundred years. It was right once a day and that was better than no clock at all.
It's only human nature for dogs to chase motorbikes
It's only human nature for dogs to chase motrobikes
I haven't been wrong since 1961, when I thought I made a mistake.
Aim towards enemy." - instructions on U.S. rocket launcher
We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
Don't lose today by worrying about tomorrow!!!
Christmas, as a practicing Catholic child, was seen as a reward for lots and lots and lots of church.
Max looked around. "Where's your mutt?""Right here, asleep. He won't bite you again. I've talked to him about it, and he's really sorry
never say never. whoops - said it twice
The problem is, God gave man a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Nothing great is ever accomplished by following standards.
A halo is a cock ring for the soul.
I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
You set fire to my house, killed my family, and ate my dog. But steal my boyfriend? That's a step too far.
You don't scare me, Cadence Jones. I've lived with crazy, I've ridden with crazy, I've vacationed with crazy, I've visited crazy in various hospitals, I've sat in on therapy sessions with crazy. Frank...
Who's Kreacher?The house-elf who lives here, said Ron. Nutter. Never met one like him.He is not a nutter, said Hermione.His life's ambition is to have his head cut off and stuck up on a plaque like hi...
Whew,' he said, 'I'm glad that's over, Thomas. I've been feeling awfully bad about it.' It was only too evident that he no longer did.