Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.
Leave any problem alone for long enough and it will solve itself.
I, being born a woman and distressedBy all the needs and notions of my kind,Am urged by your propinquity to findYour person fair, and feel a certain zestTo bear your body's weight upon my breast;So su...
Too BusyI've folded all my laundryand put it in the drawer.I've changed my linen, made my bed,and swept my bedroom floor. I've emptied out the garbageand fixed tomorrow's lunch.I've baked some cookies...
philosophy is not suited for the masses, what they need is holiness.
Aim towards enemy." - instructions on U.S. rocket launcher
The big bad monster wasn't green and hiding under the bed, it wore tasteless floral prints, bright scarlet lipstick and sat in the kitchen smoking and saying 'bollocks' alot.
When you're conscious of what you're permitting to germinate inside you, the weeds in your life will wither away of their own accord.
Mavis' bear sailed through the air in Cassie's room, falling onto the bed. 'What's he in aid of?' 'He's reconnaissance expert. He wouldn't hear of me enterin' potential hostile ground without testin'...
Lucas took a tentative sip of his coffee. It tasted like an otter had pissed in a tea urn and it had been left to go stale over a prolonged period.
Mac had many admirable qualities, but not tact. He was the sort of man who would have tried to cheer Napoleon up by talking about the Winter Sports at Moscow.
What the heck is this, a trivet?""I AM WAFFLE FACE!
Go forth my sex beast...to his virginity
Unlike Panic! At The Disco, I write sins AND Tragedies.
I'm not stupid... I'm just too lazy to show you the extend of my knowledge!
It is hard to be kind to those who smack the hands that feed you.
Everything that can be invented has been invented.
Child, if such folks awe you, then picture them on the lavatory, straining, constipated. They will at once seem small, pathetic, manageable." And she whispered to me a great, universal truth: "THE BOW...
The torturer was wheeling around the room, shrieking, holding his impaled hand, which had a pen sticking out of it. The guard by the door was in paroxysms of laughter. Frey had crumpled the confession...
How often misused words generate misleading thoughts.
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