“ I have to declare in all candor that no one interested in being published in our time can afford to be so naive as to believe that a book will make it merely because it's good. Richard Curtis
“ Cause if you shoot a bullet someone dies. If you drop a bomb many die. You hit a woman, love dies. But if you say the F-word... nothing actually happens. Richard Curtis
“ I gave you three proofs of witchcraft. A cat that drinks blood! A horse that talks! And a man who propagates POODLES! Richard Curtis
“ Why, on to the castle, to kill the royal family, and claim the throne that isn't mine by right! Richard Curtis
“ Percy, you are dismissed from my service.Me? Why, my lord?Why? Because, Percy, far from being a fit consort for a prince of the realm, you would bore the leggings off a village idiot. You ride a horse… Richard Curtis
“ The verdict of this court is that the accused are guilty of witchcraft. The maximum penalty the law allows is to be burned to death.However, in view of your previous good background I am disposed to b… Richard Curtis
“ Whenever I get gloomy with the state of the world, I think about the arrivals gate at Heathrow Airport. General opinion's starting to make out that we live in a world of hatred and greed, but I don't… Richard Curtis
“ You know, a few months ago, I made a terrible mistake. I realized something, and instead of crushing the thought the moment it came I... I let it hang on, and now I know it to be true. And I'm afraid… Richard Curtis
“ Laboratories can reduce risk by implementing a proven and internationally accepted quality assurance technology that is applicable across the globe. Richard Curtis
“ The more I think about things, the more I see no rhyme or reason in life. no one knows why some things work out and some things don't. Why some of us are lucky and some of us get... Richard Curtis
“ Yes, and this is mine. (Baldrick produces a single scruffy piece of paper.)My magnificent octopus. Richard Curtis
“ Baldrick: Have you got a plan, my lord?Blackadder: Yes I have, and it's so cunning you can brush your teeth with it! Richard Curtis
