Even Dionysus's welcome-home speech wasn't enough to dampen my spirits. Yes, yes, so the little brat didn't get himself killed and now he'll have an even bigger head. Well, huzzah for that. In other a...
Humor is what happens when we're told the truth quicker and more directly than we're used to.
I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to be a dickhead. Well, I did.
Mma Ramotswe tucked the cheque safely away in her bodice. Modern business methods were all very well, she thought, but when it came to the safeguarding of money there were some places which had yet to...
Note for Americans and other aliens: Milton Keynes is a new city approximately halfway between London and Birmingham. It was built to be modern, efficient, healthy, and, all in all, a pleasant place t...
Please ejaculate, I silently urged the man, so I can go to sleep. (In this way I imagine I was like millions of women before me
Rock and roll, big band, the blues. He loved them all. He would close his eyes and with a blissful smile begin to move to his own sense of rhythm. It wasn't always pretty.
The mice were furious.[...]Oh yes, said the old man mildly.Yes well so I expect were the dogs and cats and duckbilled platypuses, but...Ah, but they hadn't paid for it you see, had they?Look, said Art...
Unexpected Elizabeth wasn’t falling into his arms as he’d anticipated, even after he had acted heroic and been valiantly injured. Perhaps he lost her.
Well, you may abuse me, be angry with me if you like, Porfiry Petrovitch began again, but I can't resist. Allow me one little question (I know I am troubling you). There is just one little notion I wa...
What's so unpleasant about being drunk?Ask a glass of water!
What’s with all those tattoos? Makes you look like a hooligan.I suspect I am a hooligan.
Women treat us [men] like humanity treats gods – they worship us and keep bothering us to do something.
You will suffer, son of Hades!’ What else is new? Nico thought.
Absinthe removes the bitter taste of failure and grants me strange visions which are charming principally because they cannot be written down. Only in absinthe do I become entirely free and, when I dr...
Free your mind from routine, keep your brain somewhere else
Question everything, unless it's the answer
A good speech is like a miniskirt--long enough to over all the vital parts, short enough to entice and captivate listeners.
Umgangsformen sind Formen, die zunehmend umgangen werden.
Der Papst ist der einzige Konzern-Vize, der seinen Chef nie zu sehen bekommt. Nicht einmal bei der Weihnachtsfeier.
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