Democracy is the worst form of government, except for all the others.
Shiny, let's be bad guys!
If I have found favor in thy sight, and if it be possible, and if I be meet therefore, shew me then whether there be more to come than is past, or more past than is to come.
I went into a forest into a plain, and the trees took counsel- And said, Come, let us go and make war against the sea that it may depart away before us, and that we may make us more woods. The floods...
Number me the things that are not yet come- gather me together the dross that are scattered abroad- make me the flowers green again that are withered- Open me the places that are closed, and bring me...
Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future.
We're taught that in life, we should try to look on the bright side. Not in this case. In this case, assume rejection first. Assume you're the rule, not the exception. It's liberating. But we also kno...
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
The Ankh-Morpork Trespassers' Society was originally the Explorers' Society until Lord Vetinari forcibly insisted that most of the places 'discovered' by the society's members already had people in th...
There was a deep silence, only scraped on its surfaces by the faint quiver of empty seed-plumes, and broken grass-blades trembling in small air-movements they could not feel.'Not a bird!' said Sam mou...
Isn’t he cute? That he thinks he has a sense of humour?
I mean, it's a good job we've got a last desperate million-to-one chance to rely on, or we'd really be in trouble!
I learned early and at that kitchen table that there are ways of avoiding, without guilt, the commitments of love.
Does still run fiction?I have absolutely no idea, Melinda, he said, grinning.
Dios mio, I think my brother lost his balls somewhere between here and Mexico. Or maybe Brittany has them zipped inside that fancy purse (of hers).
The primary paradox that man is superior to all the things around him and yet is at their mercy.
The great humorist forgets himself in his delighted contemplation of other people.
A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says them about other people.
Modern-Day Parenting is no joke. For starters, no one takes you seriously unless you have a fancy parenting style. Tiger Mom, Helicopter Mom, Organic Mom and on and on. I've decided to go with L-Board...
I tried to think outside the box but couldn't open the lid.