We're taught that in life, we should try to look on the bright side. Not in this case. In this case, assume rejection first. Assume you're the rule, not the exception. It's liberating. But we also kno...
Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future.
Hundreds of hysterical persons must confuse these phenomena with messages from the beyond and take their glory to the bishop rather than the eye doctor.
Many people find bald, unvarnished truths so disturbing, they prefer to ram their heads in the sand and start dreaming at the first sign of scientific reality.
Every day's a negotiation and sometimes it's done with guns.
Tonight sucks. And look at me. Look at - look at stupid Buffy. Too dumb for college, and-and-and freak Buffy, too strong for construction work. And-and my job at the magic shop? I was bored to tears e...
New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.
Yes, you may ask my name but only if you can tell me: are your thighs as fine as a fresh, crisp morning in early July?
If wishes were horses, I'd need a very big stable.
Democracy means the opportunity to be everyone's slave.
Think for youself but not because I said so!
When majority is insane, sane must go to asylum.
We've determined that Ms. Hauptman is a potential threat to the public safety, and we are bringing her in as a murder suspect who has supernatural powers that make her too dangerous to be incarcerated...
...the more of a fool a man is, the less he cares to look like one
A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says them about other people.
Does still run fiction?I have absolutely no idea, Melinda, he said, grinning.
New Maxi-Pad Pets. Accessories for your period.Brought to you by The Corporation: In your homes andin your pants.
These blondes, sir, they're responsible for a lot of trouble.
This guy was making me tired. Thanks for the afternoon’s entertainment, I said. I’ll flush a copy of my bill down the toilet. You should be getting it in a couple of days.
Three Denises wobbled in front of her, all of them watching her with fond concern. You’re a sweetie. I appreciate you cheering me on from the sidelines. But I think I need to go to the bathroom now an...
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