One time, I was posing on a car for a calendar shoot. I was doused with oil and literally slid off the car, bikini, heels and all!
You shouldn't be in the music business if you're posing.
(p. pr. & vb. n.) of Pose
Cause I'm a musician, I'm not really good at posing and being a model, like, modeling.
Everyone assumes writers spend their time lounging around, writing and occasionally striking a pose whilst having a think.