“ The essence of Christianity is told us in the Garden of Eden history. The fruit that was forbidden was on the tree of knowledge. The subtext is, 'All the suffering you have is because you wanted to fi… Frank Zappa
“ Well, in this world of basic stereotyping, give a guy a big nose and some weird hair and he is capable of anything. Frank Zappa
“ Information is not knowledge.Knowledge is not wisdom.Wisdom is not truth.Truth is not beauty.Beauty is not love.Love is not music.Music is THE BEST. Frank Zappa
“ Music, in performance, is a type of sculpture. The air in the performance is sculpted into something. Frank Zappa
“ A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians. Frank Zappa
“ Interviewer: 'So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?'Frank Zappa: 'You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table? Frank Zappa
“ Drop out of school before your mind rots from exposure to our mediocre educational system. Forget about the Senior Prom and go to the library and educate yourself if you've got any guts. Some of you l… Frank Zappa
“ The Ultimate Rule ought to be: 'If it sounds GOOD to you, it's bitchin'; if it sounds BAD to YOU, it's shitty. The more your musical experience, the easier it is to define for yourself what you like a… Frank Zappa
“ If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it. Frank Zappa
“ The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows. Frank Zappa
“ No change in musical style will survive unless it is accompanied by a change in clothing style. Rock is to dress up to. Frank Zappa
“ The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it's going to bother you...and then, the worse things get. Frank Zappa
