“ I was like, Am I gay? Am I straight? And I realized...I'm just slutty. Where's my parade? Margaret Cho
“ Usually, if you smile at them and show some interest in the toy, they will give it to you. That's a straight up Democrat move! Margaret Cho
“ I think it is really sad that when people lose their homes they kind of lose their minds too. Margaret Cho
“ To me, marriage is really important and what we build families on. That's why gay marriage is really important. Margaret Cho
“ Interventions are really emotionally exhausting and I would never ever want to have one. In the same way, I would never want to have a surprise birthday party. That would be horrible. Margaret Cho
“ Sometimes the only way to deal with horrific things in life is through a dark sense of humor. Margaret Cho
“ If you are a woman, if you're a person of colour, if you are gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender, if you are a person of size, if you are a person od intelligence, if you are a person of integrity, th… Margaret Cho
“ I'm taking a lot of my favorite artists, different people, my favorite music and marrying that with what I do as a comic. It's very collaborative, arty, fun and cool. Margaret Cho
“ Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. Margaret Cho
“ I didn't appreciate the young woman that I was, or my young beauty, because I was so obsessed with the fact that I felt fat. It's never good to add to anybody else's suffering. It's an important topic… Margaret Cho
“ We women are constantly at war with our bodies, it is hard to find amnesty for ourselves. Margaret Cho
“ I am so beautiful, sometimes people weep when they see me. And it has nothing to do with what I look like really, it is just that I gave myself the power to say that I am beautiful, and if I could do… Margaret Cho
“ These days, I strive to be a bitch, because not being one sucks. Not being a bitch means not having your voice heard. Not being a bitch means you agree with all the bullshit. Not being a bitch means y… Margaret Cho
“ It's good to be able to laugh at yourself and the problems you face in life. Sense of humor can save you. Margaret Cho
