I was like, Am I gay? Am I straight? And I realized...I'm just slutty. Where's my parade?
I have so much hate that it has turned into love.
Usually, if you smile at them and show some interest in the toy, they will give it to you. That's a straight up Democrat move!
I think it is really sad that when people lose their homes they kind of lose their minds too.
George Bush isn't Hitler. He could be if he applied himself.
Interventions are really emotionally exhausting and I would never ever want to have one. In the same way, I would never want to have a surprise birthday party. That would be horrible.
To me, marriage is really important and what we build families on. That's why gay marriage is really important.
Sometimes the only way to deal with horrific things in life is through a dark sense of humor.
If you are a woman, if you're a person of colour, if you are gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender, if you are a person of size, if you are a person od intelligence, if you are a person of integrity, th...
The power of visibility can never be underestimated.
We women are constantly at war with our bodies, it is hard to find amnesty for ourselves.
If you’re going to be wrong, at least be hot.
I can never tell when something is funny. I just have to do it onstage and find out.
I'm taking a lot of my favorite artists, different people, my favorite music and marrying that with what I do as a comic. It's very collaborative, arty, fun and cool.
I didn't appreciate the young woman that I was, or my young beauty, because I was so obsessed with the fact that I felt fat. It's never good to add to anybody else's suffering. It's an important topic...
I went to a performance-art high school, and a teacher there was signing me up for open-mic nights at the comedy club. I think about it now, and I think, 'Well, that may be inappropriate,' but it was...
It's good to be able to laugh at yourself and the problems you face in life. Sense of humor can save you.
Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist.
These days, I strive to be a bitch, because not being one sucks. Not being a bitch means not having your voice heard. Not being a bitch means you agree with all the bullshit. Not being a bitch means y...
I am so beautiful, sometimes people weep when they see me. And it has nothing to do with what I look like really, it is just that I gave myself the power to say that I am beautiful, and if I could do...