I don't know if I realized that I was funny, but I realized how healing and important humor was in my childhood.
The funny part about Islam is; even if you rape a woman, it would be considered as her fault.
(superl.) Droll; comical; amusing; laughable.
(n.) A clinkerbuit, narrow boat for sculling.
Kissing, said Lesley, ought really to be taught as a school subject, preferably instead of religious studies, which nobody needed.
Intelligent life on other planets? I'm not even sure there is on earth!
MY FRIEND: SO DO YOU TAKE A FOREIGN LANGUAGE CLASS?ME: SURE DO HAVE BEEN FOR THE LAST 13 YEARS.MY FRIEND: COOL WHAT LANGUAGE?ME: MATH.
I think he fucked me stupid"- McKenzie Matthews- Being Beckett's
Special Super Bowl Wisdom of the Ages: "Unger Games" If your meals depend on you beating the Seahawks, you're gonna go "'Unger-y.
Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man".
I love our judicial system It's where Trump's fanciful delusions go to die.
She got icing all over her face. I think that's why I like her. For the good stuff, she's willing to get icing all over her face. Who wouldn't want a girl like that?
You are judged more by what you do passively than by what you do actively.
If I have found favor in thy sight, and if it be possible, and if I be meet therefore, shew me then whether there be more to come than is past, or more past than is to come.
I went into a forest into a plain, and the trees took counsel- And said, Come, let us go and make war against the sea that it may depart away before us, and that we may make us more woods. The floods...
Number me the things that are not yet come- gather me together the dross that are scattered abroad- make me the flowers green again that are withered- Open me the places that are closed, and bring me...
If one thousand of you participate in the murder of one child, then one thousand of you are a thousand times guilty.
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
I'm not the smartest fellow in the world, but I can sure pick smart colleagues.
However, frat-boy humor is funny and it always will be.
I'm not a very serious person. You know how they say that clowns are very funny in public and are really sad at home? I'm really kind of stupid at home and more serious in public.
I started writing when I was 9 years old. I was like this weird kid who would just stay in my room, typing little funny magazines and drawing comic strips.