“ The government shouldn't be involved in this because it's very simple. If you don't believe in same-sex marriage, then don't marry somebody of the same sex. Wanda Sykes
“ But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if you're funny you will get over all of that. Wanda Sykes
“ Seriously, I don't need a gun. I'm easily annoyed. I would shoot people in my house that I invited over. Wanda Sykes
“ Sometimes black people really want to hold onto our oppression - 'This is ours! This belongs to us.' You can't just talk about equality for somebody else. Let's pass it on. Let's pass it on to somebod… Wanda Sykes
“ Women and our right to choose were going to be challenged with Ashcroft around. When Bush appointed Ashcroft, I went out and got me four abortions. I stocked up. The doctor was like, 'Listen, you're n… Wanda Sykes
“ One show, I did a benefit for a feminist organziation....So it's all feminsts. Gloria Steinem is sitting right up front. I walked out and said, Look here, I can't stay around here too long with you br… Wanda Sykes
