It's hard to get fired from the government. You have to, like, kill people.
I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business.
The government shouldn't be involved in this because it's very simple. If you don't believe in same-sex marriage, then don't marry somebody of the same sex.
But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if you're funny you will get over all of that.
Actually, I majored in marketing and I have a bachelor of science.
Seriously, I don't need a gun. I'm easily annoyed. I would shoot people in my house that I invited over.
Sometimes black people really want to hold onto our oppression - 'This is ours! This belongs to us.' You can't just talk about equality for somebody else. Let's pass it on. Let's pass it on to somebod...
Women and our right to choose were going to be challenged with Ashcroft around. When Bush appointed Ashcroft, I went out and got me four abortions. I stocked up. The doctor was like, 'Listen, you're n...
One show, I did a benefit for a feminist organziation....So it's all feminsts. Gloria Steinem is sitting right up front. I walked out and said, Look here, I can't stay around here too long with you br...