“ Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. Laurence J. Peter
“ Three Denises wobbled in front of her, all of them watching her with fond concern. You’re a sweetie. I appreciate you cheering me on from the sidelines. But I think I need to go to the bathroom now an… Sarah Mayberry
“ Suddenly, however, the dastardly department of my personality presented two plans, one of which involved dynamite, mustache wax, some rope, and train tracks . . . which I rejected due to financial inv… Laurie Notaro
“ I’ll always be your friend, he said. Your best friend, if you let me. But I want to be your lover, too. He groaned and shifted in his chair. Soon. I want to be that soon. Then a look came over him. Oh… Robyn Carr
“ If I let you go are you going to hit me again?What do you think?Then I’m not going to let you go. Sarah Mayberry
“ I am determined to have the headache Thursday, if I have to hit myself with a rock to do it. Patricia C. Wrede
“ He's not doing anything he shouldn't be doing, right? Like what?Like hitting on you.Ew. No, of course not. He doesn't see me that way. Michael shook his head and went back to his coffee.What? You thin… Rachel Caine
“ The funny thing is, I'm so used to not caring what anyone says, good or bad, that unfortunately even when people say good things... I wish it made me feel good, but it doesn't. Rob Zombie
“ My brothers were funny, and there was a lot of shtick and comedy and nastiness and violence and fighting and sports. Alec Baldwin
“ Cool is the enemy of funny. You can't be cool and be funny at the same time. Only Eddie Murphy could do that. Tracy Morgan
“ My family is pretty funny. My mother is British, so she's got a very dry sense of humor. That's where I got that from. Jason Bateman
“ Everybody I know who is funny, it's in them. You can teach timing, or some people are able to tell a joke, though I don't like to tell jokes. But I think you have to be born with a sense of humor and… Carol Burnett
“ I've decided I don't like books that end with 'The End'. The fact that there are no more pages, suggests to me that the book has ended. Wayne Gerard Trotman
“ My daughter asked if the boogie man was scary. I said, "Not as scary as the boogie woman. Randy Kagan
“ Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, you will be a mile away from him, and you will have his shoes. Anonymous
“ Did we really come all that way?" She asked. "Time flies when you're scared out of your mind." He answered. Nights Raven
