What's funny is that the idea of popularity - even the use of the word 'popular' - is something that had been mostly absent from my life since junior high. In fact, the hallmark of life after junior h...
It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
(superl.) Droll; comical; amusing; laughable.
(n.) A clinkerbuit, narrow boat for sculling.
We need two kinds of acquaintances, one to complain to, while to the others we boast.
The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion.
You see much more of your children once they leave home.
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
I'm the one who's dating the craft-service guy instead of the producer. Plus, if a producer is going to date a hot young thing, I'm probably not the first person on their list - the weird, quirky, fun...
It was funny actually because that was still during the time we were dating. He would get all these calls because supposedly before we broke up, we had already broken up in the trades, in the rags or...
I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a flat tire.
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.
You'll blow up a helicopter, but you won't go out with me? What is with you?
You humans, always eating. I'll make you soup. You can eat it while you keep working. Myrnin set aside his book and walked into the back of the lab.Don't use the same beaker you used for poisons! Clai...
What did you tell them?I don't recall. I think I mentioned your discipline and ability to follow orders. I may have said something about you being a team player.Derek emitted a strangled cough.Why? I...
There you have it: our lives in a nutshell. Emphasis on nut.
There is no spoon.
Put me down, I’m too heavy.You’re small enough to fit in my pocket.
Myrnin, who hadn't said much, suddenly reached out and wrapped his arms around her. She stiffened, shocked, and for a panicked second wondered whether he'd suddenly decided to snack on her neck... but...
If Feyre can't be bothered to listen to orders, then I can't be held accountable for the consequences.Accountable? I sputtered, placing my hands flat on the table. You cornered me in the hall like a w...
I think it's something like Mr. Peter Sloane and the octogenarians. The other evening Mrs. Sloane was reading a newspaper ans she said to Mr. Sloane 'I see here that another octogenarian has just died...