Just because someone stumbles and loses their path, doesn't mean they're lost forever.
If Mr. Fantastic and Professor X had a baby, there would be tons of questions, but also it would be Abraham Lincoln.
Obviously one of us went to Professor Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters and one of us didn't.Obviously one of is a total nerd.
Mortimer Lindquist seemed to have finally given in to the inevitable. I'd seen him with a bad toupee, and with an even worse comb-over, but this was the first time I'd seen him sporting a full-on Char...