“ There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting. David Letterman
“ Labour day is a great American holiday that peoplecelebrate by going out and buying products made in China David Letterman
“ It's so warm now, and Thanksgiving came so early - is it just me, or does it not really feel like Ramadan? David Letterman
“ The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves. David Letterman
“ We inadvertently bombed the Chinese Embassy. But Clinton now is working very hard. He has sent a letter of apology to the Chinese. And, he's also given them a gift certificate for future nuclear secre… David Letterman
“ Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees. David Letterman
“ There's only one requirement of any of us, and that is to be courageous. Because courage, as you might know, defines all other human behavior. And, I believe - because I've done a little of this mysel… David Letterman
“ Don't forget it's daylight savings time. You spring forward, then you fall back. It's like Robert Downey Jr. getting out of bed. David Letterman
“ Dick Cheney said he was running again. He said his health was fine, 'I've got a doctor with me 24 hours a day.' Yeah, that's always the sign of a man in good health, isn't it? David Letterman
“ Ladies and gentlemen after what I've been through I am happy just to be wearing clothes that open in the front. David Letterman
“ Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today? 1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War. 2) Advising the President. 3) Despe… David Letterman
