No, no, I was only funny on stage, really. I, I, think I was funny as a person toward my classmates when I was very young. You know, when I was a child, up to about the age of 12.
You said she's a senior? Babe we're ALL crazy.
(superl.) Droll; comical; amusing; laughable.
(n.) A clinkerbuit, narrow boat for sculling.
My bare foot sounded like a sad trout flapping against the marble floor.
If per capita was a problem, decapita could be arranged
Her name badge read: Hello! My name is DIE, DEMIGOD SCUM!
Vers libre, (free verse) or nine-tenths of it, is not a new metre any more than sleeping in a ditch is a new school of architecture.
Real comedy is not when you laugh at an idiot, it's when the idiot laughs at you.
Bluestar's coming on patrol? Watch out for flying hedgehogs!
You have heard about the reindeer that pull old Santa's sled. But mostly I hate Rudolph and wish that he were dead. With his nose of red which we all know just can't be true. I wish someone would just...
ONLY' having the Gift, people appreciate this madness as Art. Everybody wants to have Art in their lives, but no body wants to have what the Art came out from in their lives...
life has a funny way of testing you to see if you really want, what you say you want.
Wisdom of the Ages: "Brian Williams Week" Now that NBC is giving him a sixth month "leave" I wonder if he will be "Killing Time-In Saudi Arabia!
You're never too old, too wacky, too wild, to pick up a book and read to a child.
There are men and gods, and beings like Pythagoras.
That spot was taken," Kara sat up to look at them. Stylized, short, black hair with bangs. Piercing blue eyes. Proper posture. Lean. It was Oliver. "I don't think a bag counts as a person," he smiled...
Cara: *Flies*Gen: What? I don't have wings!Cara: Ofcourse not! You're a boy.
As concerning the things whereof thou asked me, I will tell thee; for the evil is sown, but the destruction thereof is not yet come.
I auditioned for a solo in church and got it. I was about seven and I sang a song called, 'Jesus, I Heard You Had a Big House' and I remember people standing up at the end and me thinking, 'Oh, I thin...
Funny is not a color. Being black is only good from the time you get from the curtain to the microphone.
It's interesting that whenever I meet some of the other Bond girls, I always have something in common, and it is an interesting sorority. We all share about our Bonds. 'Did your Bond do that?' 'Yes mi...