“ The goblins have been after me ever since I helped the Coven drive them out of Essex. (They were gobbling up drunk people in club bathrooms, and the Mage was worried about losing regional slang.) I th… Rainbow Rowell
“ What do you think is the problem? You’re a cute kid-‐uh, guy. Man. You’re a cuteman. Gena Showalter
“ You try almost dying, being chased, thenhopping in a car with a complete (horny)stranger. Gena Showalter
“ If she in fact knows magic she needs to do a spell to adjust that shitty attitude she has all of a sudden,” Nona said. “I may not be a witch, but I will knock her right off that broomstick if she keep… Holly Hood
“ Chalk again?" Cal seemed almost disappointed. "Too bad there's no chalk monster."Penn snorted with amusement. Chalk monster. That was like saying it was a vampire. Everyone knew vampires didn't exist.… R. Cooper
“ I’m brutally honest.” “No kidding. Sometimes a little too honest. There’s this word called tact, it’s in the dictionary under the letter T.”“I don’t believe you, I think you just made that word up. St. Clair
“ Don’t worry, I’m the business expert here, and when I make my first million, I’m going to sue those werewolves’ asses off,” Priscilla said cheerfully. “They’ll have no ass left. They’ll be ass-less. T… St. Clair
“ Gemma had blond hair and blue eyes. I did not.Gemma was always an A student. I was more of a B-all-you-can-be kind of gal.When Gemma was into science, I was into skipping.When Gemma was into foreign l… Darynda Jones
“ Amber was busy flirting with a rookie named Dead Meat if he didn’t stop flirting back. She was eleven, for heaven’s sake! Of course, he may have just been humoring her. And it was a little cute. In a… Darynda Jones
“ A girl can dream can’t she? My new life plan is to stumble into every office of a CEO until I find a Christian Grey. Sophie Monroe
“ The first time I saw a mermaid in my dream, and she looked so real...THAT.'s fishy!! Ana Claudia Antunes
“ So...Now that we got that over with, let's get back to love at first sight, Evan said. Not infatuation at first sight...Love. With a capital L, he clarified.Love? Heeb asked, playfully pretending not… Zack Love
“ But despite these and many other differences, Evan and Heeb had become close friends – an improbability that could have been produced only by the even greater improbabilities that brought them togethe… Zack Love
“ Oh. Well was this your first time painting a live model?”She nodded her head, with an almost guilty look on her face.“What’s it like?”“Hard,” she replied. Zack Love
“ What’s SQ?” asked Evan.“Sexual Quotient.”“What’s that?”“Basically, it’s your odds of getting laid. Everyone has an SQ. just like everyone has an IQ.”“I’ve never heard that term before.”“That’s because… Zack Love
“ What’s a TH?”“A Traffic Hazard,” Heeb clarified.“Oh you mean because the woman is so hot she’ll take your eyes off the road?” Narc confirmed.“Exactly. Zack Love
