We didn't do anything illegal, All we ever did was be black.. #BlackLivesMatter
Wise is the fool who becomes a master at laughter.
(superl.) Droll; comical; amusing; laughable.
(n.) A clinkerbuit, narrow boat for sculling.
[I don't get it. You guys look down on chimps for flinging their own poo but you think it's fine to fling other kinds of poo around? I mean, you get opposable thumbs and this is what you do with them?...
Can I come in?No! I'm in a towel!I'm blind!
He wasn't aware of it but when he smiled he looked like an amiable bear. When he didn't smile he didn't look amiable
You’re not exactly up for the Humanitarian of the Year award, so save your altruism for someone who can't see through you like cellophane.
Now you be careful in the real world said Armpit Not everyone is as nice as us.
Boys are raw materials that women manufacture into products called men.
Luck is merely a product of the happily delusional mind.
Be obscure clearly.
It's funny. No matter how hard you try, you can't close your heart forever. And the minute you open it up, you never know what's going to come in. But when it does, you just have to go for it! Because...
My grandchildren are fabulous and funny.
He returned my smile with a half grin. So what do you blog about? Knitting? Puzzles? Being lonely?
Most people believe most of the things they believe only because they believe that most people believe them.
An arrogant man whose arrogance we see from his own behaviour is more tolerable than a humble man whose humility we hear of from his own mouth.
Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
Lunch makes me feel a bit better.
I'm not leaving, Kitten. You're going to do this.My mouth opened as did the door behind us. Stomach dropping, I turned to see Mom standing there in all her fuzzy-bunny pajama glory. Oh, for the love o...
The primary feature of women is not a 'beauty', it's a 'mystery'.
Love is a hook; the moment a man swallows it, a woman knows she has him forever.