“ Man is the Reasoning Animal. Such is the claim. I think it is open to dispute. Indeed, my experiments have proven to me that he is the Unreasoning Animal... In truth, man is incurably foolish. Simple… Mark Twain
“ Instead of politicians, let the monkeys govern the countries; at least they will steal only the bananas! Mehmet Murat ildan
“ No! Leo yelled. Uhhh, Nico groaned from the floor. Piper! Jason cried. Monkey! Frank yelled. Rick Riordan
“ [I don't get it. You guys look down on chimps for flinging their own poo but you think it's fine to fling other kinds of poo around? I mean, you get opposable thumbs and this is what you do with them?… Kevin Hearne
“ When we were monkeys, we were more human because we were at least not destroying the nature those days! Mehmet Murat ildan
“ Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey. Malcolm De Chazal
“ I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon. Bill Hirst
“ Holden was starting to feel like they were all monkeys playing with a microwave. Push a button, a light comes on inside, so it’s a light. Push a different button and stick your hand inside, it burns y… James S.A. Corey
“ All right, funny man. Some of the shite I've seen in the last couple o' years makes AIDS monkeys sound downright sensible. Garth Ennis
“ We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true. Robert Wilensky
“ For God’s sake, let us be mennot monkeys minding machinesor sitting with our tails curledwhile the machine amuses us, the radio or film or gramophone.Monkeys with a bland grin on our faces. D.H. Lawrence
“ Once we were blobs in the sea, and then fishes, and then lizards and rats and then monkeys, and hundreds of things in between. This hand was once a fin, this hand once had claws! In my human mouth I h… Terry Pratchett
“ I cook better than you, Nick corrected absently. I think monkeys can probably be taught to cook better than you.I'd like to have a monkey that cooked for me, said Jamie. I would pay him in bananas. H… Sarah Rees Brennan
“ Soon the maroon-throated howls would echo back from the other trees, father down the beach, until the whole jungle filled with roaring trees. As it was in the beginning, so it is every morning of the… Barbara Kingsolver
“ Claim whatever you want. Say you only want a happy family or a successful career or a big house. I say: no, that's not what you want. You'll settle for those things, but you really want a monkey that… Maureen Johnson
“ When he came down, he was slower, and clutching something his hand. He leapt down the last 5 feet or so and came over to me, uncurling his fingers. In his palm was something trembling and silky and th… Hanya Yanagihara
“ I’d been traveling in Asia long enough to know that monkeys there are nothing like their trombone-playing, tambourine-banging cousins I’d seen on TV as a kid. Free-living Asian primates possess a char… Christopher Ryan
