I don’t remember the whole thing, because it was very long, but Atticus recited it for me once, and there was a line that went like this: Cry ham hock and let slip the hogs of war! I know you might no...
I dispelled my invisibility for a few seconds in his full view, a finger resting provocatively on my lower lip, giving him a come-hither look under a streetlight. His jaw and the bottle of Żubrówka dr...
(n.) The king of the fairies, and husband of Titania or Queen Mab.
I’ve never run this far before, he said at one point. Or this fast for so long. It’s better than sticking your head out a car window, that’s for sure.My theory is that Oberon might be a master of Tao....
That’s what a skinwalker is: a mean asshole with a meaner spirit squatting inside.
[I don't get it. You guys look down on chimps for flinging their own poo but you think it's fine to fling other kinds of poo around? I mean, you get opposable thumbs and this is what you do with them?...
Did Genghis Khan take his coffee black? Oberon asked me. After my bathtime story, he wanted to be the Genghis Khan of dogs. He wanted a harem full of French poodles, all of whom were named either Fifi...
You mean nonhuman. Inhuman is an adjective, I said, as I rose from the lawn and padded softly around the left side of the house to the backyard.
All right. I do not think she will attack, though. She is a nice inhuman. You mean nonhuman. Inhuman is an adjective, I said, as I rose from the lawn and padded softly around the left side of the hous...
Are you going to kick somebody’s ass?I don’t know. Maybe.Well, I’m not going to worry. I’ve watched you spar with that martial arts dummy in the backyard lots of times, and you always win.Thanks, budd...
Huh... guess they didn't want a cracker after all. Another myth BUSTED
Out, out, thou strumpet Fortune! I cried with all the venom of Charlton Heston. Oberon asked.It's a Shakespearean word for whore.
Oh, I know. They’re dwarfs pretending to be elves.No, they’re not dwarfs either.Okay, okay, they’re little people, I’m sorry! Can’t believe I have to be politically correct when you’re the only one wh...
You don't even know if she really likes you, Oberon said as we exited and I unlocked my bike. She could be doing her customer service routine and stringing you along in hopes of a big tip the next tim...