I mean, here we are in LA. The home of celebrities. They’re the local natural phenomenon. Everyone knows you come to LA to see the celebrities, like you go to Sri Lanka to see the elephants.
I lied. I do that, you know, when it suits me. I would have thought you'd realized that by now.
(superl.) Droll; comical; amusing; laughable.
(n.) A clinkerbuit, narrow boat for sculling.
I have the feeling we just made a deal with the devil, and he's going to come back and want our first-born child or something.Daemon waggled his brows. You want kids? Because you know, practice makes-...
Homework is not an option. My bed is sending out serious nap rays. I can't help myself. The fluffy pillows and warm comforter are more powerful than I am. I have no choice but to snuggle under the cov...
Ender began to eat, slowly and carefully, pretending not to notice he was the center of attention.
Can the sarcasm,' he said. 'Please, I always use fresh sarcasm, never canned.
Byron clapped Walter on the back. 'Good work,' he said.Walter shook his head. 'You're the one who clocked her with the Stephen King hardcover. That took some of the wind out of her.''Thank heavens he'...
But Amy, Elder says. Space suits!
Be honest with yourself; set the alarm for the time the Real You will get up, not the Ambitious You, because the Ambitious You doesn't really exist.
And my piece of advice is...don't flirt with any of the female instructors. They all have access to weapons bigger than yours.
My favorite monster has always been the zombie. They are so much fun. They can be scary, pathetic, sad, funny, tragic, even heroic. They are the most elastic monster because, even with all of that, th...
Funny story: I was hanging out with Adam Shankman for Samantha Ronson's birthday, and Lance Bass was there. I don't really know Lance, but he comes over to me and goes, 'Hey, I just wanted to let you...
I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.
It's funny: I always, as a high school teacher and particularly as a high school yearbook teacher, because yearbook staffs are 90 percent female, I got to sit in and overhear teenage girl talk for man...
Life is never all one thing. It bounces around. Certainly, my own life has. Look at Woody Allen's funny movies - all the humor comes out of sad stuff. Sometimes you have to laugh, no matter what life...
I got to work with Rachel Dratch, and she just had such a funny, roll-with-it attitude when she would approach the stage and could turn anything into a gem.
Graduating from the School of Hard Knocks doesn't always get you to Fort Knox.
If you want breakfast in bed, you have to concider sleeping in the kitchen>
Ignorance is not linear, it's exponential.
Im James Bond. Im Jason Bourne. Im Super-freaking-Mario come to life.