I don't believe in the concept of hell, but if I did I would think of it as filled with people who were cruel to animals.
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression.
Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually money.
I don't know where my ideas come from. I will admit, however, that one key ingredient is caffeine. I get a couple cups of coffee into me and weird things just start to happen.