101 Reason why its its great to be a woman : Since the advent of feminism, we can publicly ogle male bodies and not be called sexist. If a man indulges in this behavior over a picture of naked woman,...
Jewelry takes people's minds off your wrinkles
(superl.) Droll; comical; amusing; laughable.
(n.) A clinkerbuit, narrow boat for sculling.
I broke up with this girl, and they put me with a psychiatrist who said, 'Why did you get so depressed, and do all those things you did?' I said, 'I wanted this girl and she left me.'And he said,'Well...
Randy lay there like a slug. It was his only defense.
so this crow comes and it starts quacking at us.
The man may be the head of the household. But the woman is the neck, and she can turn the head whichever way she pleases.
Who are you and how did you get in here?" "I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.
You are created invisible spiritually, and invisibility is largely a matter of patience.
You are alone. But you seems not afraid- though you weary with your groaning; wandering far off in the wilderness and your eyes, consumed because of your grief; waxed old while you're still young.
Science has given us a great lie. It is this lie that ends the current age of faith in God.
Dedicate your life to solitude and mortify your members which are upon the earth.
When I was in high school, there was 'Superbad' and 'The Girl Next Door' and 'Wedding Crashers' and all these great movies. You hope to be a part of something that's smart, funny and in that Todd Phil...
Those who knew Lincoln described him as an extraordinarily funny man. Humor was an essential aspect of his temperament. He laughed, he explained, so he did not weep.
But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if you're funny you will get over all of that.
My parents are both very funny but they're also relatively soft-spoken, normal human beings while I'm just a lunatic. I don't know where this loud, ballsy, hammy ridiculousness came from. I'm just gla...
I mean, I'm married first of all to one of, if not the most wonderful women in the world. She is everything - funny, attractive, hard-working, she has integrity, she loves me to bits.
I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who just happens to be funny on occasion.
Comedy is so subjective. You could be in a room with 400 people laughing at a joke and you could just not think it's funny. You're just sitting there like, 'Am I in the twilight zone? Why is everyone...
If you look at the game and everything, it's not quite like looking at an animated film, because that's total character. This, this is really movement, but it's got funny little things if you look for...
Funny, how moms can tell you what to do no matter how old or big you are.