“ I've always been part of comedy. One of the things about our family was that if we were reasonably funny with each other, particularly my two brothers and myself, when my father was upset with somethi… Leslie Nielsen
“ If you play it straight it's funny - the best comedy is always played straight down the middle. The adjustment is understanding from the screenplay that a moment is hilarious. Tom Hiddleston
“ The Ankh-Morpork Trespassers' Society was originally the Explorers' Society until Lord Vetinari forcibly insisted that most of the places 'discovered' by the society's members already had people in th… Terry Pratchett
“ Yen Sid surveyed the young villains in front of him. „What you are about to do is very dangerous. Carlos perked up. „That's fine, my middle name is– „Oscar said Evie. „We know. Melissa de la Cruz
“ That was the best Defense Against the Dark Arts lesson we've ever had, wasn't it? said Ron...He seems like a very good teacher, said Hermoine approvingly. But I wish I could have had a turn with the b… J.K. Rowling
“ Sorry, Ian, Cameron said. He found himself saying that to Ian quite a bit. I didn't understand.Ian gave him a faint nod but didn't answer. His look told Cameron that he knew his older brother was an i… Jennifer Ashley
“ Simon gave her a startled look. 'I don't believe I have ever been condescended to by a woman before.' She shrugged. 'It was probably past time. Julia Quinn
“ She put her hand on her hip. Where are you going?To the boat. You called me Lord Bill again. That means we're cool.Cerise slapped her forehead with the heel of her hand and followed him. Ilona Andrews
“ My dear fellow Said Albert, turning to Franz here is an admirable adventure; we will fill our carriage with pistols, blunderbusses, and double-barreled shotguns. Luigi Vampa comes to take us, and we… Alexandre Dumas
“ I can't go to Amsterdam. One of my doctors thinks it's a bad idea.He was quiet for a second. God, he said. I should've just paid for it myself. Should've just taken you straight from the Funky Bones t… John Green
“ He’d never been shy, but he’d always been a little uncertain around girls. He just couldn’t believe they liked him. Robyn Carr
“ Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?Artemis blinked. Is this a joke? I have traveled through time, Doctor. I think I know a little something about relativity. Eoin Colfer
“ Excellent, said Lupin, looking up as Tonks and Harry entered. We’ve got about a minute, I think. We should probably get out into the garden so we’re ready. Harry, I’ve left a letter telling your aunt… J.K. Rowling
“ Claire found herself staring at his feet, which were in bunny slippers. Myrnin looked down. What? he asked. They're quite comfortable. He lifted on to look at it, and the ears wobbled in the air. Of c… Rachel Caine
“ I truly think comedy is - being funny is DNA. My dad was a doctor, a wonderful doctor, and people still come up to me today, 'Your father helped my mother die.' You know what I'm saying? He made her l… Joan Rivers
“ I have rage and anger issues. So I get mad about stuff in real life, and then I yell about it onstage, and luckily, something funny ends up coming out. What I'll do is tape-record it, and it will end… Lisa Lampanelli
