“ Our whole wedding cost 180 bucks. Afterward, we re-heated lasagna for everyone and set off fireworks. Larry the Cable Guy
“ What a piece of garbage this smart car is. There's a commercial - the smart car has zero percent interest for six years. Well, good, I got zero percent in six years in buying this smart car. I'll tell… Larry the Cable Guy
“ We try to make the name longer and longer every year. First, it was 'Larry the Cable Guy's Christmas Spectacular.' Then it was 'It's a Very Larry Christmas.' Now it's 'Larry the Cable Guy's Hula-paloo… Larry the Cable Guy
“ I think probably one of the coolest things was when I went to play basketball at Rucker Park in Harlem. First of all, who would think that Larry the Cable Guy would go to Harlem to play basketball? An… Larry the Cable Guy
“ Every July, I look forward to taping a Christmas show - in July in Nashville. In 98-degree weather. I love it. Larry the Cable Guy
“ I love food: biscuits and gravy, cheese grits, spaghetti and meatballs, chicken-fried steak with white gravy... but my favorite dish is my wife's beanie weenie cornbread casserole. It's so good. It so… Larry the Cable Guy
