“ There's some sort of unspoken license... when outlandish things come out of an inanimate object, somehow it equals humor. Jeff Dunham
“ I've always said that instead of watching a guy juggle seven things amazingly I would rather see a really bad juggler who's really funny. Jeff Dunham
“ Family time was very difficult when my girls were little, but I never missed a birthday; I was there for every major event. Jeff Dunham
“ I'm guilty of being fascinated by gadgets and toys and technology, but any penny that I spend, I try to make it be a part of what I do for a living. Because then you are forwarding. You are forwarding… Jeff Dunham
“ It's amazing how these little guys can say things that a mortal human could never get away with. There's some sort of unspoken license... when outlandish things come out of an inanimate object, someho… Jeff Dunham
“ Jeff- "A Hanukkah tradition is making potato pancakes. For something a little different, use a sweet potato. Anything you'd like to add, Walter?"Walter- "Accept Jesus as your Savior or you'll burn in… Jeff Dunham
“ But the mechanics of learning to 'throw your voice' are pretty simple. Anyone with a tongue, an upper palate, teeth, and a normal speaking voice can learn ventriloquism. Jeff Dunham
“ The magic in performing as an entertaining ventriloquist happens when the characters come to life and the interaction between the separate personalities on stage becomes 'real.' Then don't forget that… Jeff Dunham
“ Jose: Do not drop me senorJeff:i wont drop you,joseJose:then i be jose jalapeno on the floorPeanut:do a little tap dance and we got salsa!Jeff:Thats terrible!Peanut:not with the right chips its notJef… Jeff Dunham
“ When I was eight years old, I got a dummy for Christmas and started teaching myself. I got books and records and sat in front of the bathroom mirror, practising. I did my first show in the third grade… Jeff Dunham
