“ I`ve got a black woolen hat and it`s got Pervert written across the front of it. It`s the name of the clothing label. And I was with my wife and my baby at the supermarket and I didn`t think. I just p… Ewan McGregor
“ Matt would stare at Andrew for 10 minutes. It's depressing that people are different. Everyone should be one person, who should then kill itself in hand-to-hand combat. Tao Lin
“ Goblin tea resembles a nice cup of Earl Grey in much the same way that a catfish resembles the common tabby. They share a name, but one is a nice thing to curl up with on a rainy afternoon, and the ot… T. Kingfisher
“ You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine. Tommy Cooper
“ Magnus raised his hands above his head and clapped once. The room flooded with light. "You see? You think that would be possible without magic? "Actually," replied Simon, "It is. If you watched infome… Cassandra Clare
“ The thing that had been, it is that which shall be; And that which is done is that which shall be done. Compton Gage
“ It is far easier to move mountain than to move science by this one degree. We have the power to move mountain, if we have faith that the mountain can be moved. It is now that our faith is tested. The… Compton Gage
“ Science has given us a great lie. It is this lie that ends the current age of faith in God. Compton Gage
“ But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if you're funny you will get over all of that. Wanda Sykes
“ I love New York. I was sad, depressed and incredibly moved by our fellow countrymen and what they've done. I wanted to give people a chance to see something funny, have a distraction. Ben Stiller
“ I think that 'Hangover II' is as funny as 'The Hangover I,' honest to God, but I think that it's a little bit darker, and the stakes are a little bit higher. Todd Phillips
“ Comedy is so subjective. You could be in a room with 400 people laughing at a joke and you could just not think it's funny. You're just sitting there like, 'Am I in the twilight zone? Why is everyone… Todd Phillips
“ It's so different when you change your hair color, you're treated so differently. It's a very funny experience. It's fun - I love changing up my hair. Kate Bosworth
“ When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria - not necessarily by choice - but I thought it was funny to talk to people that weren't there. Zach Galifianakis
“ I think it's always funny when somebody thinks you're going to do something super sexy and then you don't. Olivia Munn
“ Billy Crystal knows how to make people laugh. He's got 30 years on stage... there's no telling him what's funny. Harold Ramis
“ Back in the '70s, like one of my favorite movies ever was 'The Bad News Bears', and that was a kids' movie, but I don't think of it that way. I think of it as just a great movie because Walter Matthau… Jack Black
“ I come more to Scotland than I ever used to, so I feel more connected to it, more part of the zeitgeist. You know when you realize you have a choice and I'm choosing my homeland. It's funny: when you… Alan Cumming
