“ Never try to understand the students. They hate it. They would much rather be tragically misunderstood, wallow in self-pity, stew in their own —That’s enough, Phineas, said Dumbledore. J.K. Rowling
“ It's very important my parent's don't think I'm starting to fall in love with people, because then they might notice that I'm growing up, and I'm kind of trying to keep it a secret. I think it will ca… Caitlin Moran
“ It kind of struck me how great it would be to go out with a guy that size. And if you, you know, got tired of dating him, you could always use him as a house or something. Catherine Gilbert Murdock
“ Holly's forgiven you? Almost mostly. But she still gives me slack about it when she's sick. I take it as a husbandly badge, he said, puffing out his chest. Sick? You told me she was fully immortal. Ye… Kresley Cole
“ He flipped himself onto his side and kissed me. You're so hot, I said, my hand still on his leg. I'm starting to think you have an amputee fetish, he answered, still kissing me. I laughed.I have an Au… John Green
“ Everyone thinks you've been kidnapped, he said. We've been scouring the ship. When Coach Hedge finds out- oh, gods, you've been here all night?Frank! Annabeth's ears were as red as strawberries. We ju… Rick Riordan
“ Did I ever tell you the difference between a Northern fairy tale and a Southern one? she asked him, indulging herself and letting her head rest on his shoulder. God, he felt good. Her man. Where her h… Erin McCarthy
“ First and foremost when you're doing comedy, you gotta be relevant and applicable to the times that you're living in. When you try and just do comedy about who is dating who and lifestyle jokes, it ge… Adam McKay
“ I don't sit down to write a funny story. Every single thing I sit down to write is meant to be sad. Lorrie Moore
“ I'm quite an odd little part of the Venn diagram. I'm not a movie star and beautiful in that way. I do an odd thing that's funny and sad, and my face and my old body can take that. Tamsin Greig
“ The key to doing 'Harold and Kumar' movies is you make it earnest. Primarily what we do is make Harold and Kumar's relationship and friendship believable, and we don't actually work on being that funn… John Cho
“ Try to find someone with a sense of humor. That's an important thing to have because when you get into an argument, one of the best ways to diffuse it is to be funny. You don't want to hide away from… Ed Sheeran
“ I lived in Miami for a while in a section with a lot of really old people. The average age in my apartment house was dead. Gabe Kaplan
“ I wonder now how we got by when you weren't here.""I have no doubt the devastation was widespread, the suffering universal.""Indeed, it was the Dark Ages in the annals of Mrs. Dawlish's house. Ignoran… Sherry Thomas
“ I think out of seven billion people, there is probably more than just one soul mate. Surely, the paid employee in charge of each person's love life has taken into account the possibility of fatal snak… Augusten Burroughs
“ Kissing, said Lesley, ought really to be taught as a school subject, preferably instead of religious studies, which nobody needed. Kerstin Gier
