“ Most people would rather eat inside a windowless room in which they have just defecated than eat inside one in which someone else has just farted, even if the room does not have a toilet. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ You're not stupid, you're just special! You have morons in your head instead of neurons! The Fart Blast
“ If I could make money making armpit farts, I would. But since I can't, I teach. And write. Richard B. Knight
“ And when you are criticized, as you will be, remind your critics that you have the right to speak your mind. And if they shout you down, as they probably will, then inform them that since they insist… Carl Japikse
“ Shit Bug said, his face sour. It's that thing again. We've been dealing with it since Pierce. You think you have a lead and then poof - he made a puffing motion with his fingers - it melts into nothin… Ilona Andrews
“ You're funny.' Phoebe passed me the last chocolate cupcake. 'And I always thought your friends were laughing over their own farts.''Ninety percent of Eastwood's male population laughs over their own f… Robyn Schneider
