Ish #19 "If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinking?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.' But eating too many, is quite enough-plenty. And you'll have to go see the good doc anyway.
I have a bad grammar, but I do have a good message in it.
We can't against human stupidity. Because they are too many and too dangerous.
When a female cop pull you over for speeding, to get out of the ticket, talk nice to her, try to flirt or start crying, i bet she will save the ticket for you.
Life is an unfinished art, few master it, most just bark.
Google, Facebook helps people than people helps people, in today's world
No, said the cat. Now, you people have names. That's because you don't know who you are. We know who we are, so we don't need names.
Life gave me lemons, then I met you and you had Vodka. Now my life is a party.
Slap-stick comedy is really funny, unless you're the one getting slapped with the stick.
If you had enough money, you could hardly commit crimes at all. You just perpetrated amusing little peccadilloes.
Hasn’t stopped us before. And besides, if they wanted to kill us, we’d be dead by now and would be having an entirely different conversation. I wonder if I’d still be mad at you, or if we would talk i...
Life is funny, when you are young you want to be older and those that are older wish to be younger.