Life is an unfinished art, few master it, most just bark.
Wisdom of the Ages: "Brian Williams" This guy gets around more than Brian Wilson and the Beach Boys, but this time, I think he's gone too far. Unfortunately, I can't put a cover of my book My Year in...
He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke.
Life before toilet paper was not worth living.
When a female cop pull you over for speeding, to get out of the ticket, talk nice to her, try to flirt or start crying, i bet she will save the ticket for you.
No, said the cat. Now, you people have names. That's because you don't know who you are. We know who we are, so we don't need names.
Life is funny, when you are young you want to be older and those that are older wish to be younger.
I have a bad grammar, but I do have a good message in it.
We can't against human stupidity. Because they are too many and too dangerous.
Google, Facebook helps people than people helps people, in today's world
Slap-stick comedy is really funny, unless you're the one getting slapped with the stick.
Hasn’t stopped us before. And besides, if they wanted to kill us, we’d be dead by now and would be having an entirely different conversation. I wonder if I’d still be mad at you, or if we would talk i...
If you had enough money, you could hardly commit crimes at all. You just perpetrated amusing little peccadilloes.
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